The Ballad of Tim Mullen
This here is the ballad of a man named Tim he comes form Kingsport, calls himself Jim
Well I packed up all my cameras and I did and got my drone
A little girl just gone from Ben Hill, there was a story to be told
Now I know my local history, I can tell you every road, tell you when the tree was planted
When the sun did go and rose.
Pre Chorus
But Finding Summer Wells then I can only sing my song, whi`le you chase around in circles, and I string you all along
Chorus
My name is Tim the Sandman and I pass the tides of time
Do what ya want, I will just smile, when they say I’m a paedophile. (he said that to WBR – Factual statement)
na na na na na na na na na na nanana
My name is Tim the Sandman and I lurk around true crime
I’ll tell everybody, anyone who wants to know, that Kingsport is the place, come on roll up, enjoy the show
where oh were oh where is Summer Wells?
If you see her please just take her home
To the dungeon where her shadow dwells
On the Hill where it must be living hell
I will form the uppers with the help of Robin Lane
Then recruit bad Benny to fight when we do something strange
Representing Don & Candus, I’m their media manager
People ask what that is, and I dunno I just don’t care
The Ballad of Tim Mullen was brought to you as a parody of Tim Mullen.
