Queen Gave COVID-19 Speech With Strange Cocaine-Like White Line On Royal Table

The Queen of England addressed the nation last night whilst sat next to a mysterious line of a powered white substance. The COVID-19 related Royal broadcast was made from Windsor Castle and was shown on national television at 8pm, on Sunday evening. Dizzy Lizzy was sat a very social distance to the substance that appeared to resemble a line of the popular recreational drug that is much loved by celebrities, politicians, bankers, ministers and so on. The incident has led to the Head of State being nicknamed ‘The Cocaine Queen’…

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