The Queen of England addressed the nation last night whilst sitting next to a mysterious line of a powered white substance. The COVID-19-related Royal broadcast was made from Windsor Castle and was shown on national television at 8 pm, on Sunday evening.
Dizzy Lizzy sat at a very social distance from the substance that appeared to resemble a line of the popular recreational drug that is much loved by celebrities, politicians, bankers, ministers, and so on.
The incident has led to the Head of State being nicknamed ‘The Cocaine Queen’ and ‘The Godmother’ after Columbian drug lord, Griselda Branco.
The Queen’s party days are long behind her but that does not stop observers from wondering what the mystery powder is.
Queen B, is another of the Monarch’s new drug-related nicknames, after Beak, a scouse slang term for cocaine.
Our Royal Highness praised the nation for being good little slaves and staying locked up during the government’s tyrannical approach to battling the alleged Covid-19 outbreak.
The Royal family has not commented on the powder yet.
